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(This may be edited/updated in the future....)

LOL! You may have noticed some types that aren't standard in Yugioh. So, let me explain them to y'all! NOTE: These "Avalancher cards" and their rulings aren't for official Yugioh duels. They're just made-up and just for fun!

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Fun Monster Types
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You may have noticed Harlot, Beast-Whore, Fiend-Slut, Robo-Ho, and Divine-Hustler! These are just types like Psychic, Beast-Warrior, Fiend, Machine, and Divine-Beast/Creator God. Nothing special about them in themselves. (I was thinking about making Streetwalker which would rhyme a little with Spellcaster, but I said "Nah, what the hell....") In the future, I might make some card effects designed for these Avalancher types...

Also, you may have noticed the Cougar and Divine-MILF types. Again, there's nothing special about them in themselves, unless you like MILFs and Cougars... In the future, I might make some card effects designed for these Avalancher types...

Runedancer is for dancers (belly dancers, gogo dancers, etc.) and anybody with a whole lot of body jewelry, LOL! Theoretically, their dance rhythms have supernatural/paranormal powers.................

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Special Monsters
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Remember Gemini, Spirit, and Union? Those are special kinds of effect cards. Well, I made up my own, too, LOL, just for fun!

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Courtesan Monsters
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LOL, if you know what a courtesan is, you kind of get the idea of a Courtesan Monster. First of all, it's an Effect Monster (duh). Like Union, Spirit, and Gemini, Courtesan is understood to be an Effect type; so, in the card information, the word Courtesan would replace the word Effect. So, a Courtesan Monster's top info would look something like this: "Warrior / Courtesan"! Remember, a Courtesan Monster doesn't HAVE to be a Harlot, Beast-Whore, Fiend-Slut, Robo-Ho, or Divine-Hustler, LOL! It can be any monster type.

Unlike Gemini, Courtesans are treated as Effect Monsters even in the Graveyard, Deck, and your hand. The typical Courtesan would have something like this: "If Normal Summoned/Set, this card is treated as a Normal Monster..." (NOT ALL Courtesans have this effect...) A Courtesan with this effect would be treated as a Normal Monster ONLY on the field! Once it's removed from the field, it's treated as an Effect Monster again. (If it's Courtesan Summoned, it's treated as an Effect Monster since Courtesan Summoning would activate its Courtesan Effect...duh...).

Courtesans usually have a cheap Courtesan Effect that increases ATK/DEF, but sometimes, they can have some cool almost-overpowering effects... In theory, Courtesans have effects like Effect Monsters and the tougher ATK/DEF of Normal Monsters. I guess you could say Courtesans are the "best of both worlds."

Courtesan Summon

Courtesan Monsters CAN be Normal Summoned, but they can be also Courtesan Summoned. Courtesan Monsters MUST be Courtesan Summoned in order to activate their Courtesan Effect. (If you Special Summon them to the field, their Courtesan Effect won't activate, except by another effect...) You may recall that Flip Monsters have "FLIP:" in their descriptions that tell you that they'll activate their Flip effect if Flip Summoned. Likewise, Courtesans have "COURTESAN:" which tells you what Courtesan Effect will activate if they are Courtesan Summoned. Keep in mind, some Courtesans can have a regular effect, a flip effect, and/or a Courtesan Effect at the same time. 

OK, so, how do you Courtesan Summon? Courtesan Monsters are Courtesan Summoned by the process called Solicitation (LOL!). Solicitation is banishing (or removing from play, if you like that term) cards (Spell, Trap, and/or Monster) from your hand. Banished cards used as "tribute" for Solicitation are called Gratuity or Gratuities (LOL, paying gratuity for a courtesan's "service")! Gratuity is sort of like the Courtesan version of Tribute, Fusion Material, Xyz Material, or monsters used for a Ritual Summon. 

Think of it like this, Fusion Monsters use Fusion Materials for "Polymerization" to be Fusion Summoned; well, Courtesan Monsters use Gratuities for Solicitation to be Courtesan Summoned, LOL! I don't know if that helped.....

Anyways, how many cards must be banished in order to Courtesan Summon? The normal Avalancher rule is:

Take the Courtesan's Level and divide it by 2. That's how many Gratuities (cards in your hand to be banished) are required for the Courtesan Summon. Round to the nearest whole number.

For example, "Postal Schoolgirl" is Level 4. How many Gratuities (cards in your hand to be banished) would it take to Courtesan Summon that monster? Take her level (4) and divide it by 2. Therefore, you have to banish 2 cards to Courtesan Summon "Postal Schoolgirl"! Yep, if you had a Level 12 Courtesan, you need 7 cards in your hand (the Courtesan AND the other 6 Gratuities for Solicitation), which goes beyond the standard hand size limit.

Yep, theoretically, Courtesans' levels would have to be even-numbered. However, some card effects like A Legendary Ocean could make a Courtesan's level odd-numbered. In that case, round up, LOL! So, if you had a Level 7 Courtesan, divide 7 by 2. You would banish 3.5 cards in your hand; of course, you can't banish 3.5 cards; so, round 3.5 to the nearest whole number, which is 4. So, for a Level 7 Courtesan, you have to banish 4 cards in your hand...

Some Courtesans require certain types of Gratuity. For example, "Anemone Cyborg Kari" requires at least one card with "Kari" in it's card name. Other Courtesans may require 1 or more Gratuities of a certain card type (Spell, Trap, Monster) or a certain monster type (Machine, Sea Serpent, Fiend-Slut, etc...). As a rule of thumb, the harder it is to Courtesan Summon, the better the Courtesan Effect...

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Mercenary Monsters
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Unike Courtesan Monsters, Mercenary Monsters can be any monster type (Normal, Effect, Token, Synchro, etc.). Like Tuners, the word Mercenary is thrown somewhere after the monster type like so: "Beast-Whore / Tuner / Mercenary"! The word Mercenary doesn't HAVE to be right after the monster type, as long as it's somewhere in there, LOL, like: "Winged-Beast / Tuner / Effect / Fusion / Mercenary"! (How can a Normal Monster be also a Mercenary? I don't know, LOL. It's just for fun!) Mercenaries usually have cool effects or very high ATK/DEF because they cost so much!

During your Draw Phase, you HAVE to send 1 card in your hand to the Graveyard; if not, the Mercenary will be banished (or removed from play, if you like that term). So, you gotta pay up, LOL! Some Mercenaries require more that 1 card per Draw Phase; if so, it will say in the description... The default is 1 card per Draw Phase.

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Sentry Monsters
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Sentry Monsters can be Normal, Effect, Token, Synchro, etc. Like Tuners, the word Sentry is thrown somewhere after the monster type like so: "Warrior / Tuner / Sentry"! Like Mercenary, it doesn't matter where Sentry is thrown in, as long as it's thrown in there somewhere, LOL, like so: "Cougar / Effect / Sentry / Xyz"! (How can a Normal Monster be also a Sentry? I don't know, LOL. It's just for fun!) Sentries usually have high DEF for their level, as the name implies.

When a Sentry attacks, it's ATK is calculated against the opposing monster's DEF. When attacked, the opposing monster's ATK is calculated against the Sentry's DEF, even if the Sentry is in attack-position!

For example, "Lakshmi" has 1,600 ATK and 2,000 DEF. If your "Lakshmi" attacked a Normal Summoned attack-position "Postal Schoolgirl" (1,900 ATK and 0 DEF), her 1,600 ATK will be calculated against the schoolgirl's 0 DEF, and your opponent would take 1,600 damage. If "Postal Schoolgirl" attacked your attack-positioned "Lakshmi," the schoolgirl's 1,900 ATK will be calculated against your "Lakshmi's" 2,000 DEF, and "Postal Schoolgirl" will be destroyed, and your opponent would take 100 damage, LOL! Now, suppose "Fairy Streetwalker" (2,100 ATK) attacked your attack-positioned "Lakshmi"; her 2,100 ATK will be calculated against your "Lakshmi," and "Lakshmi" would be destroyed, and you would take 100 damage.

Some Effect Sentry Monsters have special effects if they are put in defense-position...
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Music Query

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Hello, watchers!  First of all, I would like to thank :iconsaphirejewelz: :iconlivingdeadsuperstar: and :icondarkness3322: for their support and encouragement!  They always make me smile, LOL.

Anyways, I was wondering if anyone likes Latino music; if so, it would be nice if you could send me the artist, name, and/or even a Youtube link of your favorite Latino songs in a comment. I'm really looking for some funny/fast-pace ones, but otherwise would be OK.

Also, I would like to know if anyone knows of any song(s) that sound similar to these:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPzB6B… www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqj3Kf… www.youtube.com/watch?v=mw2fAW… and www.youtube.com/watch?v=EirbpW…

Thank you so much and HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

The journal skin is by :iconblack--sh33p:

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I just wanted to know if anyone out there knows of any good funny,happy, and/or cute songs that sound really good (I don't want any cheap kitty crap!). I'm trying to look for some, but I haven't gotten too far...

So, if you would like to help, please comment and provide the name/artist of the song--and maybe even a link to where I can download it...Oh, there's some parameters: NO CUSSING and NO RAP!</b>

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I "stole" this from *DragonTiger4477, who "stole" it from *serpentscorch3422:

Centaur:
[] You are rather wild, and let your instincts run you.
[] You get drunk a lot.
[] Bravery and boldness is second nature to you.
[] You have a deep love for astronomy and the universe.
[ ] You like to read your daily horoscope.
[] You have a high level of pride in yourself. (not too high)
[ ] In the woods is the best place for you to be.
[x] You are spiritual.
[ ] The horse is your favorite animal.
[x] You are possessive and territorial.
Total: 2

Elf:
[ ] Your ears are slightly pointed at the tips.
[x] You are very intelligent. (not too intelegent)
[] Your five senses are extremely keen.
[x] Your weight is quite a bit lighter than the average person at your particular height. (not too high, damn it!)
[ ] You always wear elegant clothes and speak as politely as possible.
[x] You are most at peace when you are gazing at something beautiful, like nature.
[] You look very young for your age.
[] You rarely get sick.
[] You are a very hard worker. (hell no!)
[ ] Above all other superpowers, you would love to read minds or see the future.
Total: 3

Fairy:
[x] You are happy a lot of the time.
[ ] The best superpower to you would be to fly.
[x] You are very shy.
[] You love the forest and plant life in general.
[ ] You are always willing to help others, even if you might not be the best to offer aid.
[ ] You are young and short.
[ ] Dancing is one of your favorite pastimes.
[] If someone ticks you off, you are very clever with getting them back.
[x] Your clothing isn't always presentable, but you are comfortable with what you wear.
[ ] Circles are a wonderful symbol of unity to you.
Total: 3

Gnome/Dwarf:
[] You are excellent with crafts and handiwork.
[x] In social situations, you tend to be a little awkward.
[ ] You are short for your age.
[x] You are an isolationist.
[ ] You love to play practical jokes on people.
[] You are extremely fascinated with jewelry.
[ ] You look older than your age.
[] You love the woods and the mountains.
[ ] You are well off, or come from a family that is well off.
[] You have a short temper.
Total: 2

Harpy/Siren:
[ ] You are best at talking bad about people behind their backs and not to their face.
[] When you are annoyed, you will go to a great extent to torment whoever did so to you.
[ ] You often take things that aren't yours.
[] You are easily angered.
[ ] Death fascinates you.
[] You are female, or a feminine-looking man.
[x] You associate yourself with the wind element.
[x] You can switch quickly between your light and dark side.
[x] You love to trick others. (sort of...)
[x] You have a ravenous appetite.
Total: 4

Mermaid:
[] You love the beach more so because of the water than the shore itself.
[ ] Fish are some of the most beautiful creatures to you.
[ ] The ultimate superpower to you would be to breathe underwater.
[ ] You enjoy looking at ships, but not riding them, as well as you like ships for traveling, not hunting in the sea.
[] You are good at swimming.
[] You like to collect shells.
[ ] You use sea items as jewelry or decoration.
[] You enjoy learning about the ocean and the life inside it.
[] You are extremely against ocean pollution, and someday, perhaps you will work to stop that.
[ ] Legs on land are not as important as a fin in the sea.
Total: 0 (water sucks...!)

Vampire:
[ ] You're a night person.
[ ] You have a fascination with blood.
[ ] You are extremely pale.
[ ] You wish you had a bat as a pet.
[ ] You are not religious at all.
[ ] Tight spaces are not scary or uncomfortable for you.
[x] The sun's glare annoys you all too often.
[ ] You hate food with lots of garlic in it.
[ ] To you, a kiss on the neck is more romantic than a kiss on the cheek or lips.
[ ] You don't like sharp objects near you.
Total: 1

Werewolf:
[ ] The full moon is the most beautiful scene to you.
[ ] You have a lot of body hair. (SHUTTUP.)
[ ] The ability to shape shift is the best superpower to you.
[x] You prefer gold over silver items.
[x] You lack self control.
[ ] You find it easier to have sympathy for animals than for humans.
[ ] You have a deep respect for wolves and wild dogs.
[x] You like to be alone.
[ ] You have a terrible secret and you only tell people you trust 100% about it.
[ ] You'd rather be outdoors than indoors.
Total: 3

Wizard/Witch:
[ ] You love chemistry.
[ ] You are intuitive and good at analyzing people, to the point that people seriously or jokingly say you're psychic.
[x] The most amazing supernatural power to you is controlling the elements.
[ ] You are a nature lover.
[x] You have a strong sense of responsibility
[x] You spend a lot of time alone.
[ ] You usually hang around with a certain animal all the time when you feel lonely.
[x] You are spiritual, but not necessarily religious.
[ ] Cooking is one of your favorite things to do.
[ ] You enjoy learning about Wicca and the occult. (not really)
Total: 4

Zombie:
[ ] You are pale.
[ ] You are hungry a lot.
[ ] Many activities you do every day make you feel mindless, or like a drone.
[x] Most of the time you or a part of you is cold.
[x] You love to eat meat.
[ ] You would resort to cannibalism if that was the only source of food. (LOL)
[ ] You make grunts and moans a lot.
[ ] You enjoy learning about psychology because you study the brain.
[ ] You usually walk slowly.
[x] You are not afraid of seeing a lot of blood or getting a lot of blood on yourself.
Total: 3

Satyr/Faun:
[x] You are very passionate about the things you like.
[ ] You like to get drunk and dance.
[ ] You're very amorous.
[x] You like art and music.
[ ] You enjoy feasting with friends.
[ ] You love nature, but more for the animals then the trees and plants.
[ ] You like getting rowdy and having a good time.
[x] You laugh a lot.
[x] You love the chase almost as much as the capture.
[ ] You wish you had horns (of a dragon XP )
Total: 4


So, what the hell am I???
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